wellingtonvevo:

zayn: dad i gotta go to my friend’s mom’s wedding

yaser: which friend?

zayn: louis

yaser: the little white one that smokes?

zayn: yes—

yaser: sit yo ass down

(via tomlinswell)

jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

(via gemmaslittlebro)